Day 6 of our Summer Vacation
When I booked our accommodations for our family vacation, I limited my search to places with at least 3 bedrooms. Making the trip would be two sets of grandparents, one set of parents, and three grandkids ages 3, 7 & 10, who on vacations past have bunked on the sofa bed in front of the TV.
One review especially caught my eye. The title was:
That sounded like the perfect place to spend a week with grandkids. I booked a 3 bedroom unit for a week.
When I checked in to our condo, I was given a sheet of guidelines for our stay. The final guideline was “A maximum of 8 guests per condo REGARDLESS OF AGE”. It has been my experience that MOST places overlook a small child when tallying the maximum guests allotment, but apparently NOT at “Grandma’s beach house”.
We were one tyke over the line.
When I listed the names of all the guests, there were only 8 spaces.
I omitted our three-year-old grandson’s name. He would be the easiest to hide. In one review of the property I found a picture of a cute kid hiding in the cabinet. I now understood why the kid was in there.
Our youngest grandson’s “absence” on our vacation brought to mind a poem by American educator & poet William Hughes Mearns. In 1899, Mr. Mearns wrote a poem that was eventually set to music titled The Little Man That Wasn’t There.
It goes like this (with a few minor revisions by me):
As I was going up the stair
I met a (little) man who wasn’t there!
He wasn’t there again today,
Oh how I wish he’d go away!” (NOT!)
When I came home last night at three,
The (little) man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall,
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, at least when housekeeping is at the door.
Last night I saw upon the stair,
A little man who wasn’t there,
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away…
I usually mention the names of the places we stay on vacation.
Not this time. Although we had a great time, I’m not sure when the statute of limitations runs out on “exceeding the guest limit” in Florida.
Sure would hate for the “little man who wasn’t there” to start Pre-K with a record in juvy.